Smelly Sommelier

A friend of a friend - lets call him 'Guy' - is a sommelier in a very expensive restaurant in the West End of London. He attended a...

Instagram Car Insurance?

My mate got stung with an £80 fine the other day for trespassing into London's Ultra Low Emission Zone (ULEZ) in his 20 year old Toyota...

The Doctor will see you now

In order to launder their ill-gotten gains, fraudsters employ professionals to assist them. The accountant I used had a small number of...

Green Belt Blues

I have a mate who has built a house at the top of his garden. His house is already large enough, however, he was also painfully aware...

Information is Power

I was cajoled into going shopping the other day with Lucy, a female friend; she wanted to buy something expensive for her husband James...

Ghost Towns

I have a mate who is a fantasy property developer - that means his property developments are pure fantasy rather than being the stuff of...

For Sale or Rent

We all want to live in a nice flat or house in a nice road, even if just temporarily. The bad guys obviously know this and reel in their...

None Shall Pass

If you have ever been stuck behind a caravan on a B road during the Summer holidays, you will understand why this is the unofficial motto...

Art Fraud - Go Big or Go Home

Following on from my last posting A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing and Susan Grossey's post in her excellent 'I hate Money...

A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing

You can’t con an honest man - or woman - or can you? I vaguely remembered the article in a local newspaper reporting that a fellow...

Mr Snuggles is Missing

Given the recent surge in dognapping cases, I thought this might provide an interesting take on how fraudsters and other criminals...

Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies

I've always been open to new ideas; if someone approached me with a new scam or a variation on an old one, as long as I could understand...

Bug's life - the sequel

Richard's previous experience at listening into his customer's own negotiating strategies paid for a nice house in a good area. His...

Its a bugs life

I met Richard, an ex-colleague for a chat the other day; he had heard that I had hung up my boots and wanted to hear it from the horse's...

Separating the Weak from the Herd

I have no qualifications in psychology whatsoever - I thought it best to make that clear from the outset! However, a lifetime of...

Flattery will get you everywhere

Having given up my previous 'career' as a fraudster I've resigned myself to working for not very much money doing a job that I find...

Different Strokes for Different Folks

My nightmare scenario involves me being woken at a respectable hour by a detective who is smartly dressed, courteous and professional. He...

Good Guys v Bad Guys

I sometimes sit back and reflect on the fact that I was comparatively lucky in my ‘career’, inasmuch I was never convicted; however, if...

Supermodels

The old adage that 'you can't fight mother nature' fails to apply once you reach the age of 18 and you can indulge yourself in whatever...

OCG Infiltration

I had just ordered my second white filter coffee. I baulk at the idea of spending North of £2 on a cup of coffee, no matter what fancy...